Šale - Citati Shajtana - Pet 30 Apr, 2004 13:22 Naslov sporočila: Citati
"Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea" ---> ja ce si blond je hudo vcasih
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown
"I'll kill you until you die!!"
"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush" --> :shock:
"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"
"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Maybe this world is another planet's hell se clovk vprasa vcas ja
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
se clovk vprasa vcas ja 
