Šale - Pickup lines Shajtana - Pet 30 Apr, 2004 13:34 Naslov sporočila: Pickup lines
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
If you were a sandwich at McDonalds, I'd call you McBeautiful.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.
If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a little chessboard.
I'm like a power plant. It's hard to turn me down and I can turn you on.
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day...all I’m asking for is one
Got me? I’ll do your body good.
You've activated my launch sequence
"You know how they say beauty is only skin deep?" [Yeah] "Well they lied. You're beautiful the entire way through."
Did you escape from hell because your looking hot hot hot!!
If I follow you home will you keep me?--->no ok ta je se kjut
"Here’s a quarter call your mom and tell her your not coming home tonight!"
(Go up to the person you think is attractive) "Your eyes are the same color as my corvette."
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
They say life is like a box of chocolates--oh yes-- I think I just found the juiciest and best tasting one yet!
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You are the reason men fall in love.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
If I said you have a great body would you hold it against me?
What do you say we go back to my place and play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!
Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
vir. goodquotes.com Poklièunga - Sob 01 Maj, 2004 19:13 Naslov sporočila:
I noticed u noticin' me and I want u to notice,that i'm noticin' u too. EnigmA - Ned 02 Maj, 2004 11:18 Naslov sporočila:
Sluzasto....kaj vse si ne izmislijo. Poklièunga - Pon 03 Maj, 2004 15:11 Naslov sporočila:
EnigmA...a si bla včer kj zmatrana? Pomoje si bla ja,ker si se mi vs dan po mislih sprehajala. ;o(
Ja,sj vem,stara fora,sam je tud sluzasta,pa sm jo mogu dodat hehe
